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Minions rewiew: Plot and laughs are at a minimum here

By Staff Reporter

Published 26/06/2015

Danger zone: Bob, Stuart and Kevin’s road trip is a disappointing dead end for fans
Danger zone: Bob, Stuart and Kevin’s road trip is a disappointing dead end for fans

You can have too much of a good thing. In small doses, Despicable Me's goggle-eyed hench-creatures are a deranged delight. As unwitting heroes of their own big-screen adventure, these pint-sized "knights in shining denim" lose some of their loopy lustre, hindered by Brian Lynch's flimsy script, which is light on storyline and laughs.

A dazzling vocal cast of gifted comic actors - including Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm, Michael Keaton, Allison Janney, Steve Coogan, and Geoffrey Rush - is repeatedly short-changed. Very young children, who gurgle with glee at the Minions' bonkers vernacular combining Esperanto and goobledygook, will adore the slapstick, pratfalls and the tiniest member of the Minions clan, Bob, who clutches a well-loved teddy bear called Tim. Adults will be considerably harder to win over.

The lack of a coherent storyline grates as much as the lazy cultural stereotyping of the British as tea-sipping, corgi-riding folk, who frequent pubs called The Pig's Spleen.

The 3D version doesn't exploit the eye-popping format, so parents with tykes in tow should save their money for the inevitable raid on the concessions stand.

Despicable? Meh.

Two stars

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