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Mrs Merton's quip is voted greatest TV put-down ever

By Lucy Mapstone

Mrs Merton's memorable quip to Debbie McGee, the wife of magician Paul Daniels, has been chosen as the greatest comedy put-down in British TV history.

Late comedian Caroline Aherne starred as the wry, no-nonsense elderly host of mock talk show The Mrs Merton Show in the 1990s, interviewing stars including George Best, Lorraine Kelly and Bo Derek.

But it was her chat with McGee that stands out above the others, and her brazen question about her guest's marriage to Daniels has been voted TV's best one-liner in a poll of 2,000 fans.

Her retort fended off competition from put-downs from sitcom characters such as Fawlty Towers' Basil Fawlty (John Cleese) and Only Fools And Horses' Del Boy (David Jason).

In the 1995 interview, Aherne's Mrs Merton asked McGee: "So what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

The quip received 37% of votes in the poll.

Aherne died last July aged 52 following a battle with cancer.

Del Boy came second for one of his notable sharp one-liners.

Some 32% of voters chose his quote: "Dear old grandad, bless him. He was about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke with one ear."

In third place was Rowan Atkinson's Blackadder with one of his scathing snubs to sidekick Baldrick.

Voted for by 31% of those polled, the chosen remark goes: "Your brain, for example, is so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit."

Four of Blackadder's witty retorts made it into the top 20, along with two from Del Boy and two from Absolutely Fabulous character Patsy Stone (Joanna Lumley).

Other British TV characters on the list include Dad's Army's Captain Mainwaring (Arthur Lowe), One Foot In The Grave's Victor Meldrew (Richard Wilson), Father Ted (Dermot Morgan) and Sherlock Holmes (Benedict Cumberbatch).

The poll was commissioned to mark the launch of Blackadder on streaming service UKTV Play.

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