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Sunday 19 May 2013

Sarah Palin double lands lead in porn movie

Just when it seemed as if America can't get enough of Sarah Palin, the news comes that we may soon be seeing far too much of her -- or someone who looks uncannily like the Republican vice-presidential candidate.

A spokesman for porn magnet Larry Flynt confirmed that Hustler magazine was behind the recent anonymously published ad seeking a Palin look-a-like to star in an X-rated movie.

The ad, which offered a $3,000 pay-off, was so successful Flynt's spokesman confirms that the flick has already been shot.

The only snag holding up the skin-flick's release? A title. Flynt's producers must be the only people who haven't tuned into the cyber craze of helpful suggestions: among the current favourites "Impalin' Sarah", "Northern Xxxposure" and "Ala-skin Adventures."

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