Juno, Ellen Page and Michael Cera.
Pregnant with laughs and tears: Juno (12A)

Friday, February 08, 2008
Give thanks for a bittersweet comedy that walks the line between cute and
twee, says Noel McAdam
Juno (12A, 96 mins) Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Jason
Bateman, Alison Janney
She smokes an unlit pipe, and talks into her hamburger telephone. "I'm
calling," she says, "to procure an abortion."
She is Juno, "pretty solid", as she says herself, nice, needy, a
little nerdy, dealing with things way beyond her maturity level.
For Juno is also pregnant: she's checked three times. But her boyfriend
seems more into orange Tic-Tacs than fatherhood.
Her mom took off 10 years ago, and step-mom (Janney) is waiting for her to
move out so she can get a dog. So far, so fairly ordinary.
But from this most cliched of situations, comes a charming, highly original,
slice-of-life movie.
Already nominated for four Oscars, including Best Picture and Original
Screenplay, this is a sweet 'n' sour, sarcastic and yet life-affirming
comedy from Jason Reitman, who gave us the joyful Thank You for Smoking.
Juno is full of lines which will stay with you for, well, however long
movies lines tend to stay with you, such as when she gives dad JK Simmons
(the actor who plays irascible newspaper editor J Jonah Jameson in the
Spiderman movies) and step-mom the news. "I've got heartburn radiating
to my kneecaps and haven't been (to the toilet) since Wednesday."
Or: "Being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit."
She opts for adoption, but doesn't want the baby to be brought up "
broken and shitty like everyone else's family".
She finds the model, childless couple, or so it seems, until they decide to
go in for the very latest thing, something called a "collaborative
divorce." Whatever happens, there will be no baby shower.
Dad, however, is at least trying to be helpful. "I don't want you to
get ripped off by a couple of baby-starved wingnuts," he says.
Stepmum's attempts to be equally positive don't come off. "Someone is
going to get a sweet gift from Jesus in this garbage-dump of a situation,"
she opines.
When the adopting couple fall out of love, Juno even considers China "
where they give babies like free iPods".
But this is a comedy not too cynical to be afraid to be warm, where the
humour stays human.
So as Juno swells, so will your heart. These are characters you can actually
care about.
"I'm losing my faith in humanity," she tells her dad, who comes
back: "Can you narrow that down for me?"
It recognises people are complex, contradictory, trying to express feelings
they have not yet identified. And it's clever, but not clever-clever.
The wonderful Janney, suffering from over-identification as the White House
press lady CJ in the long-running West Wing, has restored herself for the
Big Screen.
But it is Page and Cera who out-perform everyone else (Page, until now
probably best known for the last X-Men movie is up for a leading actor
Oscar).
Remarkably, Juno finds the most obvious solution is the fella right in front
of her face, who just happens to be the father. And the first flutterings of
this strange thing called ... love.
Hanky, anybody?