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Carson unhappy about 'windy' jungle

I'm A Celebrity star Willie Carson has kicked up a stink over his fellow campers' wind problems.

The former jockey moaned that Dougie Poynter and Mark Wright were all hot air after their regular diet of beans in camp.

Willie was fuming over the rumbles in the jungle and could not hold in his frustration any longer.

While the others cooked a crocodile meat fillet, Willie headed to the Bush Telegraph to let off steam about the issue of "hot smelly wind".

"A couple of times we thought it was thunder but obviously we knew who the culprit was," he said.

"And then one or two other people started slipping up - seems people are not trying to hold it in, as it were.

"Dougie and Mark are the culprits. But of course they're the ones that are eating all the beans. If you eat beans you know what's going to happen. They're the culprits for the wind problems."

Willie said he would not say who was worst.

Mark later admitted: "Me and Dougie have been farting as we've been eating beans.

"As my Granddad used to say, 'Wherever you may be let your wind run free, church or chapel let your old ass rattle'."

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