Snooki's 'saucy meatball fiancé'
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi claims she "simply couldn't do better" romantically than being with fiancé Jionni LaValle.
The 26-year-old former Jersey Shore star compares her future husband to spaghetti ingredients in her new book Baby Bumps.
Snooki claims she knew from the start Jionni was the one, as she couldn't get enough of his sexy flavour after they enjoyed a one-night stand in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.
"Not just a smash buddy. It's more than that," she writes in the tome.
"Not just a boyfriend. He's the sauce to my meatball. I simply couldn't do better. Jionni was tan, sexy, good in the sack, and hysterical. I missed him when we were apart for a day. I craved him."
Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, shares 16-month-old son, Lorenzo, with Jionni.
The reality star reveals she had no idea she could bear children before becoming impregnated with her beau's baby.
"I'd never been pregnant before," she penned.
"I thought I was infertile. We had a lot of unprotected sex. Like, a lot."
The TV personality welcomed their son in August 2012 and she admits becoming a responsible parent is something she's had to work hard at.
In previously released excerpts, she recalled an instance when a night of partying left her breast milk wreaking of alcohol.
"I could smell the sake bombs in the bottle. My milk was so full of alcohol, I could have used it to start a bonfire in the yard. I could have cleaned the toilet with it," she writes.
Snooki and Jionni became engaged in March 2012 after dating for one year.
Her book Baby Bumps: From Party Girl to Proud Mama, and All the Messy Milestones Along the Way will hit US shelves on December 31.
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