David Walliams has been poking fun at Simon Cowell over his inability to settle down.
The funnyman had a pop at his TV boss during Britain's Got Talent auditions in Glasgow, The Sun reported.
David, who is married to model Lara Stone, saw his opportunity when Simon asked one act if he was looking at a role in a "future wedding band".
The former Little Britain star piped up: "Certainly not your wedding. You have to go out with someone longer than 15 minutes."
When David got a ticking off from Simon over another incident, he bent over in front of Simon and asked for a "spanking" - which Simon ignored, the newspaper said.
Simon has recently been linked to former Baywatch star Carmen Electra, and was spotted at an event in December with two of his exes Mezhgan Hussainy and Sinitta.