Keith's novel way to drown shamrock
I have an embarrassing confession to make. I have developed a reluctant penchant for watching Splash! of a Saturday night. If you haven't seen it, this is the ITV series that's so bad it's actually unmissable.
The concept is simple – Z-list celebrities jump off a diving board. The diving itself is irrelevant, the real interest is the dazzling array of swimwear. I don't care how obscure a public figure you are, kudos to any woman who goes on national TV in a hefty swimsuit to leap off a high board.
And then there's Keith Duffy (above), who won last week's heat in a tight pair of shamrock trunks.
I've no idea if his dive was any good or not, I was too busy marvelling at the togs.