Belfast Telegraph

Monday 4 May 2015

Mingers! Northern Ireland men wear same undies for longest in UK - some up to THREE days

A typical Northern Ireland man (above) in his undies...not
A typical Northern Ireland man (above) in his undies...not
You know at least one person called Mackers, Minty or Smickers.
You know you you're from Belfast when ... You've taken part in a riot or witnessed one
You know you're from Northern Ireland when ...You can ask police officers if they have any craic and not get arrested.
You know you're from Northern Ireland when ...Can say you are going for a poke and not get funny looks
You know you're from Northern Ireland when ...You know what a 'fleg' is
You know you're from Northern Ireland when ...You've been offered five lighters for £1
Your friends still call you by your childhood nickname
You remember when skipping school was 'doing the beak'
You're never cold but sometimes Baltic
The sight of 12-year-olds smoking is normal
You know what a 'barrack buster' is and at one time this was your favourite carry-out
You have used the phrase "will you see me / my mate"
The smell of slurry in the country makes you gag
You have been to Dempsey's for a 16th or 18th birthday party
Jim McDonald from Coronation Street and Eamonn Holmes embarrass you
You've had a ginger-haired friend called 'Fanta Pants'
Your granny had a framed picture of the Pope or the Queen in the living room but never both
Anyone who doesn't have a number one back and sides haircut is a hippy
You are a half decent pool player and know your way around a snooker table
You know what the words 'space-cadet' and 'rocket' really mean
You think that if you can't see the Harland and Wolff cranes from your bedroom window you are a culchie
You know what real rain is like
You're passionate about an English or Scottish football team
You have owned a pair of Nike Air Max 'gutties' at some stage
You have purchased a single cigarette a some stage of your life.
You frequented a country park or waste ground each weekend to drink alcohol
You are 27-years-old, married with two kids, a dog and have a mortgage of your own. When you are home for Christmas and your parents are away for a couple of days you still think: 'Sweet, free house!'
You know what a 'steeko' or 'spide' is and have a tendency to turn into one after drinking a few pints. "Here's me wha?".

Men in Northern Ireland wear the same pair of underwear for the longest in the UK - with some believing three days is an acceptable amount of time.

The slightly stomach-churning stats show 6% of men in Northern Ireland go three days without changing their undies.

That's closely followed by fellas in London and Wales.

Meanwhile the average man in the UK holds onto his smalls for a staggering seven years.

The eye-opening stats come from a survey.

And it's mammies who some younger men still rely on to ensure their underwear 'drawers' are fully stocked.

One in 10 men aged between 25 to 34 still leave it up to mum.

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