GET THE BELFAST TELEGRAPH NEWSPAPER DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR EVERY DAY

Belfast Telegraph

  • nijobfinder
  • nicarfinder
  • propertynews.com
  • Classified

Strip back the myths and reveal the real St Patrick

Ulster has a Christian history that stretches back to the 5th century and the man that God raised up to bring the Christian faith to Ulster was Patrick.
Comments: 7

Inside Opinion

Robert McNeil

Brown gets right dunking over his cookie coyness

It is, I think, correct and fair to refer to Gordon Brown as a balloon, a numptie, a phoney, a nutter, a clot, a clown, a poltroon, an incompetent, a blusterer, a blowhard, a hypocrite, a mountebank, a cad, an oddball, a misfit, a bungler, botcher, blunderer, bumbler, duffer, galoot, fool, failure, nincompoop, wally, a five-star featherbrained drivelling dullard and, arguably, a jobbernowl.

Sharon Owens

Why this little pop tart fills me full of dread for our daughters

If you go on Lady Gaga’s website you can buy a T-shirt that says ‘I’m A Free Bitch’. The T-shirt isn’t free, however. It costs £19.99. I’m not sure what a ‘free bitch’ is, but I think it might be a prostitute that you don’t have to pay for.

Gail Walker, Belfast Telegraph

Why Christine really is the One

Isn't our own Christine Bleakley turning out to be a really class act? Her Sport Relief Waterski Challenge was a kind of David Walliams/Eddie Izzard moment when the Newtownards woman moved officially into the ranks of minor national treasure.

Robert Fisk

Democracy doesn't seem to work when occupied by Western troops

In 2005 the Iraqis walked in their tens of thousands through the thunder of suicide bombers, and voted – the Shias on the instructions of their clerics, the Sunnis sulking in a boycott – to prove Iraq was a "democracy".

In Pictures: Northern Ireland Nightlife

Had a big night out? Click here to send us your pics

In Pictures: The Troubles

Day In a Page

Sun | Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri | Sat

Select date

Movie Guide: Cinema trailers

Movie guide

Watch trailers for the latest movies

TeleToons

TeleToons: Cartoons by Stevie Lee

 

Click here for audio version