What a picture of the Beckhams' lifestyle
Harper Beckham may be only two but she already has two Damien Hirst works in her burgeoning art collection.
Her parents have proved the old adage of having far more money than sense by forking out £600,000 on a commissioned piece of art for the toddler's bedroom.
It's a 7ft tall heart called Daddy's Girl, covered in butterflies.
It's nice, I admit, but £600,000 to decorate a two-year-old's bedroom?
Surely it's only a matter of time before she takes a big marker to it.