Belfast Telegraph

Thursday 25 December 2014

Frances Burscough: Harry’s left Dizzee after rapper row

This week’s most cringe-inducing story must go to Prince Harry who nearly got his block knocked off by Dizzee Rascal backstage at a gig.

It seems the Prince was trying so hard to blend in and look hip ‘n’ happening that he greeted the rapper with a display of embarrassing shadow-boxing and ‘street greets’ that his ultraposh persona just couldn’t pull off, leaving Dizzee so annoyed he nearly chizzelled his highness’s nizzel.

God knows what he actually said. The mind boggles

“Respec in da area ma man D-to-the-Double-Zee-Why!! Goin’ out smoove for all the Windsor House Massiv! Now let’s bounce ma homies! Boyakasha!!!”

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