Leo DiCaprio's Gatsby will reel you in
So, a couple of weeks after pre-judging Baz Luhrmann's Great Gatsby adaptation as shallow and ill-judged on the basis of its shiny fashion-tastic marketing, I can now confirm that, once more, I was wrong.
So, a couple of weeks after pre-judging Baz Luhrmann's Great Gatsby adaptation as shallow and ill-judged on the basis of its shiny fashion-tastic marketing, I can now confirm that, once more, I was wrong.
I didn't think I'd write about Angelina Jolie this week. I didn't imagine there would be much debate about her frank, thoughtful and sensibly unsensational piece in the New York Times explaining why she'd chosen to have a cancer-preventative double mastectomy.
There are, I accept, some ways in which I am a manipulative nazi mother (small n). When it comes to guiding my children's reading, watching and listening choices, I exercise a cultural stranglehold which is unhealthy, unfair and may result in years of resentment.
I am too young to remember Dave Allen in his pomp, and though my folks always spoke of him with reverence, he had little impact on me growing up.
As the man world pauses this week, either to mourn the end of the greatest reign in football history or to declare that Alex Ferguson was never as good as Bill Shankly anyway, spare a thought for the nation's Fergie widows.
How reassuring for local election voters in England to be told by UKIP leader Nigel Farage that his is the only UK party which expressly bans BNP members from joining. Though after rejoicing in this progressive stand, mightn't some wonder why Nigel's party are the only ones who need such a policy in the first place?
Last week, just after the family had gazed with appropriate awe at Wordsworth's gravestone on a trip to his one-time home town of Grasmere in the Lake District, conversation turned to what we all wanted on our own stone (or 'cenotaph', as my ambitious nine-year-old daughter foresaw) when the dark night finally swallows us up.
So, where were you when you heard the news that JLS had been shot? No, hang on, that's not right... that JLS had split up? While standing on a grassy knoll. Probably.
It's not often we see politicians crying. Politicians tend to have tough hides.
Pondering other women of note during the Thatcher years has inevitably seen the lemon-sucking beady-eyed stare of Joan Collins' Alexis Carrington in newspapers this week.
The trailer for Baz Luhrmann's hotly anticipated The Great Gatsby sure looks pretty, but it concerns me that I see no hint of, um, the point of the book.
There are many mysteries on contemporary television.
One of the first celebrities to pay tribute to Margaret Thatcher after the announcement of the ex-PM's death was none other than Geri Halliwell, the Union flag-festooned Girl Brittania herself.
You have to feel for Kim Kardashian. Yes, you read that right.
Having swooned for 600 words over the BBC, I feel it's my duty, in the interests of that BBC obsession – balance – to point out the true terribleness of The Voice.
Unlike the America that even the most humble of Stateside dwellers seem to assume has been blessed by God (I recently overheard two teenage girls in a Topshop changing room arguing about the coolness of their heritage.
As I write, the online petition urging Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith to prove his claim he could live on £53 a week has garnered 365,000 signatures in a record-breaking two-and-a-half days.
Today is an important Friday for many of us in Northern Ireland.
Next week marks the transformation of a sweet-faced Disney princess into a gun toting, bum-grinding, drug-snorting gangster and I'm still pondering whether that's a good thing or not.
So it turns out TV isn't bad for children after all. This'll be interesting.
Health chiefs are appealing to children still unprotected against measles to sign up to an in-school vaccination drive before it ends.
Defence giant BAE Systems has been ordered to pay almost £350,000 in fines and costs after a worker died when he was crushed by a 145-tonne metal press at one of its sites, the Health and Safety Executive (HSE) has confirmed.
Wales needs better weather if its tourism industry is to prosper - says the country's own First Minister.
Professional Footballers' Association chief executive Gordon Taylor has confirmed the union has been contacted by Sunderland players about their manager Paolo Di Canio and that it is investigating the recent fines issued by the Italian.
Stoke manager Tony Pulis is set to leave the club after almost seven years in charge, according to a Stoke Sentinel report.
Richard Hannon has ruled Olympic Glory out of Saturday's Etihad Airways Irish 2000 Guineas.
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber's on-off relationship appears to be on again, after they were caught on camera sharing a kiss backstage at the Billboard awards.
Russia is investigating an alleged vote theft at the Eurovision Song Contest.
Marion Cotillard stole the show at the premiere of her new film Blood Ties in Cannes in a multi-coloured Dior gown.