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Bye George, it was nice while it lasted with Clooney

By Jane Graham

So George Clooney got engaged. Didn't he promise after one failed marriage that his plan was to move from woman to woman regularly enough to fuel our fantasies that a night with a free George (above) would forever remain a possibility?

Well no, actually, he didn't, but he behaved in a manner which kept the dream alive for millions of disadvantaged women around the globe. An approach which fitted neatly with his liberal values and compassionate views. And knock 'em dead eyes.

Yet now he's hit us with a fiancee who isn't just beautiful, she's a highly accomplished human rights lawyer.

Yeah, thanks for nothing George.

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