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	<title>Men prefer flirts to beauties&#44; just ask Dame Eileen</title>
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	<description>This week&#44; I was treated to a lesson about what makes a woman sexy from a wise old Dame three years from her 80th birthday&#46;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>Tara a new Waugh&#44; now that&#39;s a laugh &#46;&#46;&#46;</title>
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	<description>We can&#39;t lock them up &#45; that would be wrong &#45; so it&#39;s nice that the posh and over&#45;privileged give us a laugh&#46;</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>Why celebrating Dickens&#39; birthday has really been the best of times</title>
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	<description>Despite great expectations for Tara PT&#39;s novel&#44; I&#39;m not sure that it&#39;ll still be enjoyed by the reading public in two centuries&#39; time&#46; </description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>Maybe Denise didn&#39;t boob after all</title>
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	<description>Like lots of people&#44; I cringed when I saw 53&#45;year&#45;old Loose Woman Denise Welch&#44; clearly drunk&#44; watching the bubbles burst on her exposed boobs as she hot&#45;tubbed with 18&#45;year&#45;old Frankie Cocozza on Celebrity Big Brother&#46; </description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>Rude of the PM to be in such health</title>
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	<description>&#60;p&#62;&#10;When asked by the Radio Times this week what she would change the channel to &#10;  avoid&#44; Jenny Agutter&#44; who&#39;s always struck me as a switched&#45;on&#44; savvy woman&#44; &#10;  said Prime Minister David Cameron&#46;&#10;&#60;&#47;p&#62;&#10;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>Losers too will have their day</title>
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	<description>We all remember the Popular Girl at school&#44; the UK version of the prom queen who we all secretly hated because all the stuff we struggled so hard with seemed to come so easy to her&#46; Well for those who like a bit of schadenfreude&#44; Charlize Theron&#39;s new film Young Adult is a gift&#46; </description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>Age&#45;old attraction</title>
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	<description>As a technique for long&#45;term telly survival&#44; the &#39;will they won&#39;t they&#39; storyline is a classic that never fails&#46; So it&#39;s no surprise the makers of Lynda la Plante&#39;s Above Suspicion&#44; now on its fourth series&#44; have gone for it&#46;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>If you think the law is an ass&#44; read on </title>
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	<description>What&#39;s the best way to encourage frightened victims of domestic violence to pursue charges against their attackers&#63; How about locking them up for a week if they&#39;re too scared to give evidence against the man who nearly killed them &#45; that should shake some sense into them&#33;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>In the good books</title>
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	<description>If&#44; like me&#44; you&#39;re always on the look&#45;out for a new novel that will make your children think and feel &#45; and is equally rewarding for you to read aloud &#45; I must recommend Roddy Doyle&#39;s new book A Greyhound of a Girl&#46; </description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>Why I wish there were more footballers like Super Mario  </title>
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	<description>Much as I dislike Manchester City&#44; I cannot resist their star striker&#44; the super&#45;talented&#44; highly eccentric and poetically philanthropic Mario Balotelli&#46;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>McDonald&#39;s can help kids turn over a new leaf </title>
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	<description>You have to be desperate for allies when you find yourself patting McDonald&#39;s on the back for positive contributions to children&#39;s health&#46; But when the signs are as bad as they currently are&#44; desperation seems like the morally righteous response&#46;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>Star Emma really is a top bloke </title>
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	<description>I laughed out loud when I read about a nude&#44; post skinny&#45;dipping Emma Thompson being spotted by a dog walker near her croft in Dunoon and reported to police as &#39;a naked man&#44; about 50 years old&#39;&#46; Not because the description is so insulting&#44; but because none of us would have heard about it had Emma Thompson herself not spread the tale&#46;</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>It&#39;s elementary&#44; there&#39;s nothing quite so scary as real family man </title>
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	<description>&#60;p&#62;&#10;Playing a man who can&#44; quite literally&#44; tell a girl&#39;s measurements just from &#10;  gazing into her eyes&#44; Sherlock&#39;s Benedict Cumberbatch already had half the &#10;  female population putty in his hands&#46; &#10;&#60;&#47;p&#62;&#10;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>How Madge longed for a king&#39;s love</title>
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	<description>Madonna showed her vulnerable side this week when she admitted to the Radio Times that she&#39;d never been loved by anyone as much as Edward VIII loved Mrs Simpson&#46; </description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>MI5&#39;s gay&#45;friendly status no secret</title>
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	<description>Good to hear that MI5 have finally been graded gay&#45;friendly after entering the Top 100 Gay Friendly Employers Index for the first time&#46; </description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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