Belfast Telegraph

Thursday 2 July 2015

Fake shop fronts are just papering over the cracks 

COME back Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. The Department for Social Development needs you. Laurence, who was last seen tootling around our shores with his wife Jackie in the TV show Northern Exposure, is perhaps best known to us all as the flouncy-cuffed, interior design makeover king from Changing Rooms. His speciality was transforming suburban naffery into Tutankhamen-themed opulence using MDF and vast quantities of turquoise emulsion. The DSD's trick is something similar -- transforming urban blight into fake shopfronts using exterior gloss and vast quantities of taxpayers' money.

Looks like Knox is on her own now 

Amanda Knox (above), found guilty by an Italian court of the murder of Meredith Kercher, has posted a picture of herself online holding up a placard proclaiming "Siamo innocente" (We are innocent). To whom is this slogan primarily addressed? Her co-convicted killer Raffaele Sollecito? If so the message of solidarity may not be working ... in a new interview Sollecito describes how Knox had spent hours in her apartment after claiming it had been broken in to and had found spots of blood. She seemed very agitated, he adds. Why did she spend so much time there, he asked her. Hmmm. We are innocent?