Belfast Telegraph

Sunday 29 November 2015

Here's one politician who knows how to woo the female vote 

If there's somethin' strange, dans le neighbourhood, who ya gonna call? French Closer. If there's somethin' weird, an' it don't look good, who ya gonna call? French Closer ... The French edition of the glossy, gossip magazine was previously famous (or, you may prefer, infamous) for publishing pics of Kate Middleton lounging topless on her holiday terrace with only a few passing pigeons, Prince William and a lensman (secreted 600 metres away in the undergrowth) within viewing distance.