Forget Darcy, kill off the cad
Mr Darcy (above) has been written out of the new Bridget Jones book.
Or callously killed off if you're one of those women who confuse chick lit with the real world and have managed to work yourself into a state over the demise of a fictional character.
A bit of a wimp at that.
Much more concerning I think, is that still on the scene is the so-called cad played in the movies by Hugh Grant.
Now there's reason to be Hacked Off.