I sort of feel a bit sorry for the newly Botoxed Jordan who is entering the Celebrity jungle because, she insists, she wants people to see the real her.

That’s the real her that she has somehow failed to convey in all those billions of tell-all interviews, assorted reality TV outings and opening-her-heart sessions with Piers et al.

Most of us already know more about the real Jordan that can ever be healthy.

Possibly she is hoping that by going into the jungle she might redress the bad publicity that has accompanied her divorce from St Peter of Andre. Although leaving your kids (one just over a bad flu) with your ex as you fly into fly-on-the-wall TV to attempt to put your side while munching on marsupial genitalia seems an odd way of going about things.

Then again, she will get a very large pay cheque for her trouble.

Which may actually tell us all we need to know about the real Jordan ?