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Trisha Goddard

Watching the Trisha show instead of working is golden offer

Thousands of civil servants in Whitehall are being offered the choice of working from home for seven weeks this summer while the Olympics are on, to help avoid traffic congestion.

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Why all this jargon leaves me feeling sick as a parrot

Monday, 21 May 2012

After Golfgate, let’s hope there are no scandals at the big event in Portrush next month, or it’ll be known as Opengate. Mind you, if there was a scandal, but it was cleared up quickly, it could be Open and Shut gate. (I’ll stop there, I’m running out of gates).
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Traders take a punt on currency exchange

Monday, 21 May 2012

In the Republic of Ireland, it’s reckoned that there are nearly 300 million euro-worth of punts lying around that have never been exchanged for the new money.
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Hillary Clinton

Hillary puts a brave face on it

Monday, 14 May 2012

Hillary Clinton has bared all! No, not shocking revelations about her love life or anything salacious. Her face. She’s appeared in public wearing glasses, with no make-up and with her hair pulled back in a scrunchie.
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Here is one lesson that children won’t want to skip in our schools

Monday, 14 May 2012

I don’t have children, so maybe I can’t comment on what it’s like bringing them up these days.
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Wouldn’t it be great if the only shots were in our coffee not knees?

Monday, 14 May 2012

Only in Northern Ireland would you hear a line like this on the television — “And later we ask, is it ever right for parents to bring their children to be shot by paramilitaries?”
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Nadine Coyle

Let’s put words into Nadine’s mouth

Monday, 30 April 2012

One of the downsides of our Big Brother-style lives now is that there’s less need for Big Brother.
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NoW hackers wouldn’t have got much news from my mobile

Monday, 30 April 2012

It’s a scandal and a disgrace and it should never have happened, but the phone hacking by the News of the World is a great story.
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Titanic won’t keep visitors coming if our heritage is reduced to rubble

Monday, 30 April 2012

A map of Belfast showing how much of our Victorian architecture has been demolished in the last 60 years is shocking.
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Jessie J

Jessie J finds out that music bosses won’t change their tune...

Monday, 23 April 2012

I know you’ll all be shocked and rivetted in equal measure when I tell you that, according to an unauthorised biography, Jessie J is a lesbian and not bisexual, as she has previously said.
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Let’s switch off our ghoulish fascination with murderers now

Monday, 23 April 2012

I am currently working on a new show for the Cathedral Quarter Arts Festival in Belfast in May, called The Ulster Kama Sutra. It’ll be a funny and informative look at our attitudes to all things to do with sex, the body and relationships in this part of the world.
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Unlike the great ship itself, I suspect kids’ inflatable Titanic may sail again

Monday, 23 April 2012

Have you seen the inflatable Stonehenge that’s just been blown up in Scotland!
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George Michael

George is gay but he won’t start a war

Monday, 16 April 2012

What is people’s problem with others being gay? Seriously. A group in England has been banned from putting posters on London buses which would imply that gayness can be cured.
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How sporting Darren showed what fair play is really all about

Monday, 16 April 2012

They were stirring words: “Yes, we are fighting for survival, but there comes a time when you have to put your morals first.” Are these the words of a pro-democracy activist, a revolutionary, a religious martyr?
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Why has there been a big fuss over Titanic? The clue is in the name...

Monday, 16 April 2012

You’ve been there, seen it, bought the T-shirt and quite possibly hurled abuse and objects at the local BBC coverage of all things Titanic by now.
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Jimmy’s voice travels very well

Monday, 2 April 2012

Team Northern Ireland are really pulling out all the stops to promote this place to the world as a tourist destination.
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There’s no place like home... that’s just as well given the cost of petrol

Monday, 2 April 2012

Have you heard the expression Peak Oil? It refers to the time when oil extraction reaches its highest point and then goes into terminal decline — ie, we start running out.
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An idea to save NHS that’s out of this world

Monday, 2 April 2012

Edwin Poots is missing a trick. When he next lifts his head from insulting his Assembly colleagues, he might be interested in an idea for raising revenue for the cash-strapped health service.
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Lindsay Lohan

Will drink plans stop us boozing like Lindsay?

Monday, 26 March 2012

Looks like I picked the right time to give up the drink.
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How prejudice can sometimes colour how we judge others

Monday, 26 March 2012

What is it about Bertie Ahern’s money saga that annoys you so much? Is it that he was given huge sums, or that he didn’t account “truthfully” for where he got them?
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Not a matter to make light of really

Monday, 26 March 2012

The world is running out of helium gas. It’s not only used to fill party balloons and make your voice sound like Joe Pasquale in tight trousers, its more important uses include things like MRI scans.
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