Belfast Telegraph

Saturday 28 November 2015

So, he's a real royal, by George 

Huge sighs of relief all round when photos of the royal baby George showed him to be very like his father and the rest of his family. Thank God. The police were able to call off those special units they had on standby, ready to pounce, just in case the wee lad looked nothing like the parents and had perhaps been stolen from a nice middle-class, totally white couple in one of those countries beyond "proper" Europe, where you wouldn't drink the water and mind yer bag in the marketplace, they're not to be trusted. (And he doesn't seem to be ginger either.

From Belfast Telegraph