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Bake-off Paul leaves me flat

By Nuala McKeever

Speaking of tolerance, what the heck is the point of that Paul Hollywood on the Great British Bake-off?

I watched the celebrity version one evening when I just wanted some chewing-gum for the eyeballs. He was asked: "So Paul, what are you looking for in the cake round?" His reply: "I'm looking for taste and texture."

OMG, really? Here was me thinking you'd be lookin' for four wheels and a gearstick. It's a cake! What ELSE would you be lookin' for other than taste and texture?

He's like a too-cool oven for me – made everything fall flat.

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