Bing Crosby my idea of a real superhero
Conversation from backseat of my car. "Just bought the Batman DVD." "Oh, which one?" "The last one ... wee Tom Hardy crush." "Ha, even though he's wearing a mask."
Did you follow all that? Oh, you did? Oh, right, then it's just me that had to pretend I knew what the young people were talking about. Well, I've heard of Batman, but haven't seen any films, don't know Tom Hardy and didn't know he was in it.
But, hey, I'm not totally out of touch with the movies. I just bought a DVD. Holiday Inn. The only one. Wee Bing Crosby crush. Even though he's wearing a cardy.