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Floored by two hours of DIY

Nuala McKeever

Jean Paul Sartre famously said, "Hell is other people". Obviously the man never hired an edging sander to use on 80-year-old floor boards, painted with some dark substance that's probably illegal nowadays.

Two hours of bending over, legs braced, trying to manipulate the machine equivalent of a two-year-old on speed, was as close to hell as I wanna get.

And... AND!!!... it doesn't even get right into the edges so not only is it excruciating but you're thinking, "I've paid all this money and it's still gonna look like a pig's ear?!?!" JP? Y'didn't know y'were livin', mate!

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