My next life will be cat's pyjamas
I'm definitely coming back as a cat. All they have to do is find a warm soft spot, sleep, yawn, stretch, eat, nip outside briefly for a quick bit of business and then back to sleeping.
If they don't like a particular food they just refuse it until "someone" provides something different.
They don't even have to smile to get affection.
They stare indifferently at their carer and she still thinks, "Aw, look at that wee face!"
And best of all, they never have to listen to other cats gurning on the Nolan show.
Yup, it's a cat's life alright ...