Belfast Telegraph

Saturday 26 July 2014

Nuala McKeever: Aldergrove a perfect hiding place

The bomb left undiscovered in a car park at Aldergrove airport for nearly three years produced much shock and horror. Quite rightly.

Doesn't bear thinking about what might have happened if it had gone off.

But on a positive note ...

Did anyone else suddenly think, “Ah ha! So if I wanted to shove something out of sight for a long time, this could be just the answer?” Well, I did.

I'm organising a convoy of cars to take away unwanted stuff.

So if you've any hideous photos of yourself as an awkward teenager, or an extra stone or two of excessive body fat or even just a husband or wife who's pushed your buttons once too often, now's your chance for removal.

Go on — fill yer boots!

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