Belfast Telegraph

Only onesie way to solve flag issue

Nuala McKeever

Good luck finding a new flag for NI. A flag is a unifying symbol of the place and people it represents.

But the only people here who seem to care about what flag they live under, are the sort who aren't unified at all, so there'll never be a flag that pleases them all.

If you want a piece of material that represents the masses, then wouldn't the best solution be an acrylic onesie on a stick?

It says it all – no style, no ambition, no self-respect. And when it gets cold on the protest line, you can always wear it.

Perfect.

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