Pippa is behind US op craze
If Kate Middleton Windsor Cambridge, or whatever her name on her ATM card is, is offended by being airbrushed on the front of Grazia magazine to look as if she was even thinner than she actually was on her wedding day, she can console herself that at least people are looking at her from the front.
Pity her poor sister Pippa, who will, in years to come, have to reverse into any social gathering to be recognised, so famous and envied has her rear end become. A reversal of fortune, literally.
The Pippa Butt Lift is now, apparently, the most sought after plastic surgery procedure in the US, after she was seen from behind carrying her sister’s train into the big church on the big day. If you’ve ever wondered what sort of person would spend thousands of pounds on “fixing” a part of their body they rarely see, then the words of Miami surgeon Dr Mendieta are revealing.
For years people have had surgery to make their bottoms like J-Lo’s or Beyonce’s he says, but now: “She (Pippa) opens the doors to those who did not know you could have a small, shapely and perky backside without the large size.”
Ah those sort of people. Now it all makes sense.