Put bite on your partner with Valentine pizza
Published 14/02/2012 | 08:00
One of my favourite pizza delivery outlets in Belfast is offering special Valentine’s Day pizzas. They’re heart shaped and have the words I Love You picked out in dough on top of the toppings. Cute.
Set me thinking that messages in food is a great way to get your point across when normal channels of communication have failed.
Why limit writing on food to special occasions like birthdays and Valentine’s Day?
A nice fruit cake with the message ‘It’s Your Turn To Put The Bins Out’ picked out in cherries on the top would make a fun suppertime reminder.
Or a plate of chips and beans with the beans arranged in the words ‘The Dishes Won’t Wash Themselves, Y’Know’. That’d be food for thought, wouldn’t it? Or divorce.
Or for tomorrow, a nice big 12 inch pizza, delivered with the message, ‘Happy Valentine’s Day, Can You Pay The Delivery Man, I’ve Left My Wallet In My Other Trousers?’