Belfast Telegraph

Thursday 21 August 2014

Put bite on your partner with Valentine pizza

One of my favourite pizza delivery outlets in Belfast is offering special Valentine’s Day pizzas. They’re heart shaped and have the words I Love You picked out in dough on top of the toppings. Cute.

Set me thinking that messages in food is a great way to get your point across when normal channels of communication have failed.

Why limit writing on food to special occasions like birthdays and Valentine’s Day?

A nice fruit cake with the message ‘It’s Your Turn To Put The Bins Out’ picked out in cherries on the top would make a fun suppertime reminder.

Or a plate of chips and beans with the beans arranged in the words ‘The Dishes Won’t Wash Themselves, Y’Know’. That’d be food for thought, wouldn’t it? Or divorce.

Or for tomorrow, a nice big 12 inch pizza, delivered with the message, ‘Happy Valentine’s Day, Can You Pay The Delivery Man, I’ve Left My Wallet In My Other Trousers?’

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