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Tears all over my sandwich

By Nuala McKeever

I'm discovering recently that it's actually possible to have tears with everything. Oh I'd got used to a quick weep during a film.

I'm discovering recently that it's actually possible to have tears with everything. Oh I'd got used to a quick weep during a film. Crying in bed, tears into the ears? Familiar with that. Silent droplets running down into cleavage while driving? Check.

 Had a new one this week – crying while eating. Standing in kitchen, sandwich in hand, sobbing, and then, taking another bite, while still crying! Boo-hoo! Munch, munch. Boo-hoo! Then laughing. So crying, laughing and eating all at once. Surely that's gotta be a record?

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