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Pól Ó'Muirí, Belfast Telegraph

My role in Pope’s plot to conquer the world

I had no sooner read Jeffrey Donaldson’s views on why Catholics can’t be kings ... when the telephone rang — it was Pope Benedict on the line for me.
Comments: 17

Inside Pol O'Muiri

Let bankers pay dues by cleaning up

Monday, 30 March 2009

Is there anything more soul-destroying than housework? I doubt it. The vacuum cleaner is no sooner run over the floor than, mysteriously, the floor is covered in biscuits crumbs again. The table is no sooner cleaned than spots of juice appear apparently without cause.
Comments: 4

This Gael will go anywhere for a fry-up

Monday, 16 March 2009

Just because Here is small does not mean that you can’t get lost.
Comments: 2

Why it’s time to throw the book at the on-line critics

Monday, 9 March 2009

Shopping on the Internet used to be just a question of clicking and ordering.
Comments: 5

In denial? It’s a fast way to a good Lent

Monday, 2 March 2009

The odd thing about Lent is how often you realise that people do make the effort to give something up.
Comment: 1

How GAA’s Ryan proved he was not a soft touch

Monday, 23 February 2009

So to Omagh and the Nutcracker Suite — and I am not talking about the ballet.
Comments: 5

Pól Ó'Muirí, Belfast Telegraph

Sinn Fein Irish is enough to make you sic

Monday, 16 February 2009

Another European poll looms and a very glossy brochure arrives from Sinn Féin.
Comments: 34

So, eggsactly how does all our food get to the table?

Monday, 9 February 2009

I do not need a television chef to tell me about how estranged I am from my food sources — and how seriously we take food when we use existential philosophical terms (estranged) to write about food. I know that I know nothing about food.
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Why we don’t get it right on Middle East

Monday, 2 February 2009

Do you know many Israeli or Arab writers? Not ‘know’ in the sense that you run into them as you are walking down Royal Avenue but ‘know’ in the sense of having a couple of their books on your shelf?
Comments: 5

Why we must be Christian to these Brothers

Monday, 26 January 2009

So farewell then Christian Brothers. After 150 years, the Brothers have given control of their schools in the North over to the Edmund Rice Schools Trust Northern Ireland and have ended their day-to-day involvement.
Comments: 9

Rev Paisley has left me lost for words

Monday, 19 January 2009

Reverend Ian Paisley launches Irish-language exhibition. Yes, it's Monday and you are tired so I will repeat that:
Comments: 6

Atheists' God does not exist campaign - Why we’re all set to go to hell in a bus

Monday, 12 January 2009

Spending money to disprove something never makes much sense to me, hence my confusion with the latest campaign by atheists in the UK to convince people that God does not exist.
Comments: 18

One drink for drivers is one too many

Monday, 5 January 2009

Few drivers could fail to have noticed the adverts and motorway signs that urged us all not to drink and drive — which is not to say that everyone was paying attention.
Comments: 3

Pól Ó Muiri: Flights of fancy as old year wings off

Monday, 29 December 2008

It was that great scholastic philosopher, Saint Augustine, who asked “what is time?” However, most of us are probably more familiar with Johnny Logan’s philosophic, and much more melodic, interpretation of Augustinian inquiry when he sang “What’s another year?”
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Pól Ó'Muirí, Belfast Telegraph

Will reporters put the boot into our MLAs at Stormont?

Monday, 22 December 2008

US President George W Bush takes cover from a pair of shoesIraqi journalist, Muntazer al-Zaidi, has become famous throughout the world after he threw his shoes at US president, George Bush, while also, for good measure, calling Bush a “dog”.
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I’ll raise a glass to my life of total abstinence

Monday, 15 December 2008

I don’t drink — though it is impossible to escape drinking during the festive season.
Comments: 5

My daughter is trying to wear me out

Monday, 8 December 2008

According to my three-year-old daughter, as she again refuses to put on her jumper for nursery, “blue is a boy’s colour”.
Comments: 2

Why we must fly the flag for shopping in the north

Monday, 1 December 2008

Ah, partition. Don't you just love the confusion it causes?
Comments: 7

Pól Ó Murirí: What a thought, Zulu Provos in leather thongs

Monday, 24 November 2008

You would need a degree in international affairs to keep up with cultural developments here. Gerry Adams has added another dimension to the whole business when he said in a recent speech in the US that he considered unionism had an ‘Afrikaner’ wing with which it was hard to do business.
Comment: 1

Now parties need to wake up to reality

Monday, 17 November 2008

You know things are bad in the economy when you give money to businessmen and it still does not cheer them up.
Comment: 1

The selfish oafs driving me car-azy

Monday, 10 November 2008

When is a zebra crossing not a zebra crossing?
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