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Pol O'Muiri

Pól Ó'Muirí, Belfast Telegraph

Glenn’s tale that should touch us all

They say that the victors write the history. However, I doubt that I will ever read anything by the DUP's born again Ulster-Scotch poets or Sinn Féin's radical scribes and Pharisees that will ever match writer Glenn Patterson's Once Upon A Hill: Love in Troubled Times (Bloomsbury).
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Inside Pol O'Muiri

How Vladimir has really Put boot into US

Monday, 6 October 2008

There have been many moments in local politics when we have all been watching the news or reading the paper and found our jaws dropping while we utter: “Did he just say what I think he just said?”
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Getting older? I’ve got some crosswords about all that

Monday, 29 September 2008

There are many ways by which men mark the march of time. There is the obvious one of choosing cars. The youthful sporty hatchback is changed for a people carrier as children appear.
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Slow-down as Shinners set the work pace

Monday, 22 September 2008

All hail Sinn Fein and their new tactic — the Shinner Slow-down. It is the most wondrous thing ever invented — it lets you get paid for doing a job that you don't do. Stop Fein ministers are not letting the Executive meet because they don't like the speed at which policing is being devolved (to the unionist Alliance Party if Stop Fein had their way).
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Why I feel so sorry for poor old Mr Brown

Monday, 15 September 2008

It is strange how your view of politicians change. Everything bad that has happened in the last while — rising fuel and food prices and, yes, even the bad weather — are all the fault of Gordon Brown.
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Pol O Muiri: Why Cromwell’s chequered life is well worth a read

Monday, 8 September 2008

I doubt that TCD historian, Micheál Ó Siochrú, and former television presenter and Conservative MP, Gyles Brandreth (he of the funny jumpers) would think that they had much in common.
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Pól Ó Muirí: Going back to school teaches us all patience

Monday, 1 September 2008

In January people join gyms; in September they enrol in night classes. Yes, it is that time of year when you decide to challenge the brain and go to that evening class. The impetus varies.
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Pól Ó'Muirí, Belfast Telegraph

Pol O Muiri: Why our city’s secret rivers should be on tourist trail

Monday, 25 August 2008

Whether or not the Clowney river overflowing its banks was responsible for the flooding of the Westlink is a question the engineers will be chewing over for a while to come.
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Pól Ó'Muirí, Belfast Telegraph

Pol O Muiri: Is the march southward really such a bad thing?

Monday, 18 August 2008

Northern cities are ‘beyond revival’ and residents should head south. Needless to say, it is the sort of headline that would get the attention of anyone in Northern Ireland. After all, we live in northern climes and not everyone wants to move south.
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Why McCain needs a song to answer America’s call

Monday, 11 August 2008

The Americans like to think that they have the most sophisticated electoral process.
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Pól Ó Muirí: Get on your marks for the Ulster Olympics

Monday, 4 August 2008

This column is happy to bring you an exclusive scoop. The Office of First and Deputy First Minister have agreed to enter an Alternative Ulster Olympic Team. Under a secret clause in the St Andrew’s Agreement, both the DUP and Sinn Féin agreed that, should things get really hairy up in the Big House, they would activate a ‘bread and circus’ clause that was made popular by a certain Emperor Nero.
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Pól Ó'Muirí, Belfast Telegraph

Why my salad days have had their chips

Monday, 28 July 2008

Television continues to come down with cookery programmes. It is the cheapest of light entertainment with cooks — sorry chefs — performing miracles with a handful of ingredients.
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How Dublin airport hell drives us all to Donegal

Monday, 14 July 2008

Are you flying abroad for a break? If you are, I hope you have better luck than the poor passengers stranded in the chaos of Dublin airport. There is no doubt that a foreign holiday this time of year is a very attractive option. The lure of some guaranteed sun is hard to dismiss and the opportunity to eat chicken and chips in Santa Ponsa seems so much more exciting and exotic than eating chicken and chips in Newcastle, Co Down.
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Pól Ó Muirí: Look Peter, we could be sitting on a gold mine

Monday, 7 July 2008

There's gold in them hills. The words 'Monaghan' and 'gold mine' don't usually appear together often. Surprising then to find that prospectors have actually found an untapped gold mine in Monaghan and, if the price of gold remains high, it will be well worth excavating.
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Pól Ó Muirí: How a long traffic jam can take the edge off a win

Monday, 23 June 2008

Summer time and the living is not easy due to the rising cost of petrol and food stuffs. Still, summer does bring its joys, none more so than Gaelic football and the Ulster Senior Football Championship.
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Pól Ó Muirí: Should Seamus be new Poet Laureate?

Monday, 16 June 2008

Ructions across the water in Britain where the post of Poet Laureate is soon to be vacant. This poetry post involves writing poems in praise of the royal family and marking special royal occasions.
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Pól Ó Muirí: Better red than dead, despite all of the jibes

Monday, 9 June 2008

Being a redhead is the sort of thing from which one cannot escape. The evidence that one is a redhead is there for all to see. Thankfully, the school nicknames of "ginger," "snap" and "Duracell" have faded and I am all right now.
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Pól Ó Muirí: An a-Maze-ing power fix for the Assembly

Monday, 2 June 2008

The price of petrol, electricity, groceries continue to rise and, hell, they are even going to charge us for water soon. Prime Minister Gordon Brown's reaction to the rise of oil has been to put nuclear power back on the agenda as a real alternative to dependence on oil.
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Pól Ó Muirí: How Army could help break down the barriers

Monday, 19 May 2008

Ranger 1640 of the 2 Royal Irish raised an interesting conundrum in last week's letters page to this newspaper. Writing about his regiment, which is currently deployed in Afghanistan, the ranger suggested that the troops should be given a parade when they come home to Belfast. He signed his letter with the regimental motto: Faugh-A-Ballagh which is from the Irish 'fág an bealach' — clear the way.
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Why plane museum is an idea that could take off

Monday, 28 April 2008

I was in a toy shop recently buying a present for a birthday when I saw the most wonderful model of a Short's Sunderland. (Nerd? You don't know the half of it!) Models are not what they used to be. Male readers of a certain age may remember the Airfix models of old which demanded nimble figures, time and a little prayer to complete.
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Why Peter is going to invade the south again

Tuesday, 22 April 2008

In a surprise move over the weekend, the parties in the Assembly held an emergency debate and decided to declare war on the Republic. Announcing the move, the new DUP leader and First Minister in waiting, Peter Robinson said that warfare was forced on the Executive by the Republic's refusal to stop interfering in the affairs of Northern Ireland.
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War in the Caucasus

  • Russian armored vehicles enter a tunnel, moving toward the border with Russia's North Ossetia, 70 km (43 miles) north of Tskhinvali, the Georgian breakaway province of South Ossetia's capital, on Sunday, Aug. 24, 2008. Russia pulled the bulk of its troops and tanks from Georgia on Friday after a brief but intense war but built up its forces in and around two separatist regions and left other positions deeper in the former Soviet republic.
  • Smoke rises from a fire in the Georgian village of Kekhvi, some 15 km (9 miles) north of Tskhinvali, in Georgia's breakway province of South Ossetia on Saturday, Aug. 23, 2008. Many ethnic Georgian villages in South Ossetia and Georgia have been looted and burned down after Russian troops entered Georgia.
  • Fire fighters extinguish a fire on a train carrying oil products after it hit a mine about 10 km (6 miles) east of Georgia's strategic central city of Gori on Sunday, Aug. 24, 2008. Interior Ministry spokesman Shota Utiashvili said the blast hit near the end of the train and one third of its 30 tanker cars were on fire.

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Robert Fisk: 'Collateral damage' or targeted killing, the effect is much the same

All kinds of horrors flop on to my Beirut doormat. There's the mobile phone bill, a slew of blood-soaked local Lebanese newspapers – "Saleh Aridi's blood consolidates [Druze] reconciliation", was among the goriest of the past few days – and then there are files from the dark memory lane through which all Middle East history has to pass.

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Steven Beacom: We must still build team around Healy

One point from six. That’s Northern Ireland’s tally in the World Cup qualifying campaign so far. Not too healthy, is it?

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Ed Curran: The travesty of Toulouse

Patrick Bamford was just another face in the crowd packed into Belfast's Ravenhill rugby ground on Saturday for the European Heineken Cup match. He was much more than that 21 months ago at another game in the south-west France city of Toulouse.

pol_o_muiri

Pol O Muiri: Glenn’s tale that should touch us all

They say that the victors write the history. However, I doubt that I will ever read anything by the DUP's born again Ulster-Scotch poets or Sinn Féin's radical scribes and Pharisees that will ever match writer Glenn Patterson's Once Upon A Hill: Love in Troubled Times (Bloomsbury).

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Hamish McRae: So will anything shift the economic gloom?

It is a classic financial crash. Another week of mayhem in the markets, another week of despair among bankers, another week of rising concern for the rest of us. The world's monetary powers sought to reassert their authority last week by cutting interest rates, while individual governments, in particular our own one, continued to unwrap national rescue packages. Their aim was to restore confidence – and they failed.

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Laurence White: Will we have any cash left after world market crash?

The financial turmoil currently gripping the world is of such a magnitude that it is over-shadowing what until a couple of months ago was the biggest story in town — the race for the White House. Now Barack Obama and John McCain find themselves a side-show.

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Eamonn MCann: Was it fair to jail Shahra Marsh but let greedy bankers go free?

Nobody is immune from this banking crisis. Not Shahra Marsh. Not Mother Teresa.

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Miss Universe

  •  Miss Venezuela Dayana Mendoza is crowned Miss Universe 2008 on stage during the 57th Annual Miss Universe Competition at the Crown Convention Centre on July 14, 2008 in Nha Trang, Vietnam.
  • Miss Venezuela Dayana Mendoza one of the top 15 semi finalists performs on stage during the final of the 57th Annual Miss Universe Competition at the Crown Convention Centre on July 14, 2008 in Nha Trang, Vietnam.
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Tyrone bring Sam home

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