Did Osama ever hide in Slough?
Bin Laden news, and it seems the controversial dead nutter's HQ was like something out of David Brent's Office.
Emails on the leading loony's computer reveal staff caught up in back-stabbing and one-upmanship, with members of the hierarchy trying to impress the boss and work the system.
The main difference between bin Loopy's office in Pakistan and Brent's HQ in Slough was that the latter didn't have a weekly goat delivered.
It has also emerged that, after a hard day at the Jihading, the Binster would disappear into the bedroom with one of his wives.
As previously reported, herbal viagra was discovered on the premises, though there's no confirmation of a rumoured Boots Advantage card being found beside it.
A new biography says the terrorist leader didn't lack for anything, "but after 1994, the Saudis froze his assets".
Terrible fate for any man. I bet his wives wished it had been permanent.