Nutter news, and it transpires al-Qaida planned a marketing redesign to improve its image.
Late leading loony Humphrey bin Laden thought the name lacked religious resonance. Al-Qaida is Arabian for 'Death to everyone'. In a strategic marketing error, the organisation had killed many Muslims, and felt a name-change might make folk forget.
However, documents discovered at bin Loony's hideout show conservatives in the organisation still liked the name al-Qaida because of the irritation it caused Western reporters, notably on account of the sinister lack of a 'u' after the 'q'. And, while valuing good marketing, the binster clearly hadn't got the hang of it. The name-change he suggested was Taifat l'Adat Yada-Yada, meaning Monotheism and Jihad Group. Fact: no successful marketing campaign has ever featured the word 'monotheism'. Not even "Make mine monotheism".
No wonder his aides told him: "Forget it, Humphers. We stick with the q word - without the u."