Belfast Telegraph

Monday 22 December 2014

When it comes to dancing Becks doesn't want to go near the ball

Posh Beckham has criticised the footwork of her husband, Derek. Fear not, she isn't referring to his sublime soccer skills, but to his dancing.

Dancing is a shameful activity for a man, and so Derek's alleged inabilities in the field are to be commended.

Posh made her controversial remarks while making a video to promote Britainshire abroad, which is where, coincidentally, she lives.

Posh - real name Victoria, after the torn-faced old monarch - ululated thus: "David loves music - but can't dance." Strictly speaking, this may not be correct. He can dance well enough with a ball at his feet. He has danced through defences and around lunging tackles.

However, it's thought that Posh was referring to the practice of gyrating the hips in a lewd and libidinous manner as part of a primitive mating ritual.

No good ever came of that sort of thing, which decent people restrict to the privacy of their own home.

COMMENT RULES: Comments that are judged to be defamatory, abusive or in bad taste are not acceptable and contributors who consistently fall below certain criteria will be permanently blacklisted. The moderator will not enter into debate with individual contributors and the moderator’s decision is final. It is Belfast Telegraph policy to close comments on court cases, tribunals and active legal investigations. We may also close comments on articles which are being targeted for abuse. Problems with commenting? customercare@belfasttelegraph.co.uk

Latest News

Latest Sport

Latest Showbiz