Herd the one about the farm woman's moo-ving love affair?
Valerie Orr and James Cameron, fed up with making cow eyes at each other across the Irish Sea, decided that there must be an udder way to keep their love alive. So Valerie, from Co Down, decided to hoof it over to Scotland to be with James, and brought her cattle herd with her.
Having found a job as an agricultural officer and now renting a farm for her pedigree cows, Valerie has little to beef about. And, as if to prove that the grass always seems greener on the other side of the fence, she believes the land in the Perthshire region, where she has settled, offers better prospects for their farming future. So, a good moo-ve then?