Lighting your path takes on peculiar meaning in Lurgan
The old question about how many people it takes to change a light bulb will be even more difficult to answer if the lamppost is in the wrong place.
A ludicrous situation has arisen on the new £5.7 million Millennium Way in Lurgan, where some bright spark has left a lamppost right in the middle of the pavement. The new roadway has taken a long time to complete, but the lamppost remains an eyesore.
No doubt someone will have the bright idea eventually to move it to its proper place, at the edge of the footpath.
Meanwhile, however, the rest of us remain in the dark as to how this nonsense occurred in the first place.