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Girls just wanna have fun - Katy Perry and Russell Brand

By Jane Graham
Friday, 30 October 2009

Many a brow has been furrowed at the news that sweet’n’sexy little Katy Perry has leapt into the hairy arms of serial womaniser and Sachs-baiter Russell Brand and is now reportedly looking to shack up with him in LA.

Ex-heroin addict Brand is not an appropriate partner for this fresh-faced Christian pastor’s daughter, the moral guardians of the world’s potential procreators have decreed.

I reckon that if I was 25 and looking for a good time, Russell Brand is exactly the kind of guy I’d want to have fun with.

What more could a young girl want than great sex and lots of laughter with an attractive and slightly dangerous man?

Brand is intelligent, funny and happy enough in his own skin not to care what the moral majority think about his lifestyle or his appearance — rather like the rebellious pastor-shocking ‘ I Kissed a Girl’ singer herself in fact. He ticks all the boxes — and most thrillingly of all, other people keep warning against him. Perfect.

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He is a beautiful man inside and out. Katy Perry is very fortunate.

Posted by Jackie | 01.11.09, 01:04 GMT

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Brand is a helluva catch and Katy Perry must have something special to have grounded him for longer than 30 minutes. However, I can't help feeling that long term he needs someone more on his own wavelength and more on his intellectual level. I'm not sure a 25 year-old can supply that. Trouble is, our Russ is partial to a bit of eye-candy. I remember him declaring that little blonde Australian actress, Teresa Palmer was "the one" - I'm sure he meant it at the time - that lasted what, three months. Only time will tell with KP and I wish them well but I'd be surprised if it lasted years......oh and as for the moral guardians - they should remember that the pastor's daughter wrote a huge hit song called "I kissed a girl and I liked it." Brand didn't deflower her.....

Posted by Louise | 30.10.09, 14:09 GMT

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