Belfast Telegraph

Friday 29 August 2014

Aras candidates are all cuckoo

Watching candidates in the Irish presidential debates reminds me of movie, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

In my remake, Martin McGuinness would be McMurphy, Mary Davis Nurse Ratched and Michael D Higgins Martini.

David Norris would be Charlie Cheswick, Dana Nurse Pilbow, Sean Gallagher Chief Bromden and Gay Mitchell Dale Harding - the only patient who believes he belongs in the asylum.

KEVIN DEVITTE

Westport, Co Mayo

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