I'm sick of the Royal wedding
Newspapers don't want to print it. The TV doesn't want to air it. But someone has to be the party-pooper, so it may as well be me.
On behalf of the suffering silent minority, let it be said: we're sick to death of the Royal wedding.
To spend a king's ransom on a phenomenally wealthy couple's wedding is even worse than giving a trillion pounds to the bankers.
I want to see an end to this medieval, anti-democratic and overpaid institution.