Belfast Telegraph

Wednesday 1 April 2015

My pensions are obsessed with my death

IN a few days, I will reach my 65th birthday.

I already receive my entitlement to three private pensions from my previous employment.

But all three have sent me information on funerals.

Is someone trying to tell me something? I have already made arrangements to cover funeral costs and invested retirement income. But I am certainly going to spend some of it now, as someone appears to know my death is imminent.


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