MARY Kenny gave me a good laugh recently (Life, August 12), when a chest infection made her think it was time to run down to her solicitor to change her will, seeing it as "call-up time from God".
The best will I ever heard of was: "Being of sound mind, I spent all my money while living."
That shook them.
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