Belfast Telegraph

Tuesday 16 September 2014

Pontiff's sale of the millennium

I wish Pope Francis well in his quest to fix the Catholic Church.

Having observed his humility, obvious surprise and kind, honest countenance, I had a most wonderful and vivid dream: a dream that saw Pope Francis ordering the disposal of the Vatican's priceless clutter, the Sistine Chapel laid bare of these unnecessary so-called 'treasures' and the pleasure and relief on the faces of the world's starving as they gained relief from the enormous proceeds of millions of euro from Pope Francis' garage sale.

DAVID BRADLEY

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