Why not Wogan for One Man and His Dog?
So, Sir Terry Wogan can't abide older women on television. Wonder how he would get on with sheep in front of the cameras? I recommend him as the host of One Man and His Dog which is being revived by Channel 4 in an attempt to bring deserting and disgruntled viewers back from radio to which they are turning in hordes. Tell you something - ewes aren't fussy about their age.
After Eurovision Sir Terry should find the sheep easy to deal with and he definitely wouldn't have the wool pulled over his eyes. (I just had to say that).
We all remember the late Phil Drabble on One Man and his Dog in its heyday before the BBC pulled the plug in 1999 upsetting the Queen among other fans.
Now Channel 4 has bought the rights and will be screening the World Sheep Dog Trials from Cumbria next month. Come on Terry - volunteer your services.