Why we've got the pill to thank for our showbands
Thursday, 10 January 2008
Derek turns the conventional narrative on its head - or, rather, on its
feet. He dismisses the notion that a sudden, magical efflorescence of
cover-bands in spangle suits summoned a repressed generation to sweat and
romance in breeze-block ballrooms at the edge of town.
What
happened instead, he insists, is that the pill became available: "
Women, equipped with their little secret, silent partner-in-joy, decided
that it was time to let rip. They headed out in their thousands and where
they went the men followed."
And, everywhere, troupes of
fellas who fancied themselves as technicolour dreamboats, formed showbands
to meet the demand.
Some were dreadful, some were decent, the best
were brilliant, and the Freshmen were the best of them all.
Behind
lead singer Derek, from Strabane, there was Sean Mahon, who "played the
trombone like a man making love to his adoring wife," Davy McKnight, a
boogaloo drummer from Belfast who laid down such rhythms you'd believe "
pagan demons would be abroad looking for new converts," Ballymena man
Torrance Megahy, bass, playing "'keep your feet on the floor because
I'm lighting a fire with these b*stard notes' sort of stuff," Damian
McIlroy, guitar, from Downpatrick, who took melody lines on flights of
insanity that crash-landed into the amps, Maurice Henry from Ballymena,
bandleader (hence the designated hometown), who kept order and "blew
with soft lips" into sax and euphonium, and Billy Brown from Larne.
Each one could have filled in as lead singer, and sometimes did. Their
speciality was three-part, four-part, five-part harmonies, a blast of voices
ranged across octaves, that weaved and meshed into beautiful noise. They
were the only band anywhere which routinely took on the Four Seasons, the
Fifth Dimension, even the daunting intricacies of Brian Wilson and the Beach
Boys, and came out triumphant. I recall standing under the stage at
Borderland and marvelling that that was Big Derek McMenamin (his prose name)
from the same class as me in St Columb's in Derry.
The school gets
a fair touch here, and by fair I mean totally justified. Derek ditched
Catholicism on the sound basis that a religion represented by some of the
sad brutes we had for teachers couldn't be worth staying part of. 'Unzipped'
- a reference to trousers - killer doses of alcohol and wanton and then
wanting more sex were the orders of the day (don't believe the official line
of ham sandwiches after the gig and a decade of the rosary from Fr Brian
Darcy to bring all home safe.) The book is eloquent on the tightening of the
times leading into the Troubles and on the tragedies, some very close-up,
which followed.
Most of all, it's a song of praise and a soft
lament for Billy Brown.
One day there will be a monument to Billy
in Larne. Not that only Larne can claim him: "He was out of the
north-eastern port, but his spirit wafted across the oceans from New York's
East Side, or maybe Basin Street, New Orleans. Somewhere in the ether it
encountered a Celtic upswing from the Scottish Highlands and lingered with
it a while ... "
Billy played piano - "Music jumped from
the belly of the piano and you could feel the breeze as it danced past your
face and climbed up the walls and walked across the ceiling" - as well
as guitar, clarinet and sax.
He was a singer, a songwriter, a
painter, an artist in stained glass, a writer on nature and conservation, a
family man, a genial companion, sharp as a razor, wildly funny, generous to
a fault. He wrote in every style.
His punk anthem, Never Seen
Anything Like It, was John Peel's and the NME's record of the week. He
created one of the great masterpieces of popular music, Cinderella. Released
as a single on some obscure label 30 years ago, it was given half a dozen
plays on Radio Eireann, and then disappeared.
Billy wrote it
towards the end of his time performing, sang it reflectively, voice
caressing the melody, like a man who knew that he had been blessed by being
bound for greatness but had somehow allowed the world to short-change his
soul.
It was about a fellow from a band, in Larne, or maybe
Drumshanbo, who's offered a ticket for a production of Cenerentola, the
Cinderella story.
"I'm a one-finger piano player/Never had
much time for music's heavy side/Might have listened to Beethoven/Or played
some Chopin in my time ... I wish you coulda seen me/Diggin' Rossini ... I
fell in love with Cinderella/Magic princess really stole my heart/Well,
maybe not exactly in love with Cinderella/But with the girl who sang the
coloratura mezzo-soprano part ... "
"If you die before
hearing Cinderella, you have lived in vain," writes Derek. Which might
be a little extravagant.
A little.
Billy died in 1999,
and is buried in Glasnevin cemetery.
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