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Billy on the Box
Billy on the Box: The hand of Gub
I have many guilty secrets — my love of green wine gums, Katherine Jenkins,
sheep, Wotsits, wearing two pairs of socks at all times, Tom Jones' Las
Vegas years and an unhealthy fascination with Dana.
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Billy on the Box: Gym'll fix it
Wednesday, 21 October 2009
I speak to you from my hospital bed where teams of surgeons have been working
through the night with crow bars, axle grease and gritted teeth to try and
prise me out of my all-in-one leotard I bought especially for the World
Gymnastics Championships.
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Billy on the Box: It's all a blur
Wednesday, 14 October 2009
Back on a lovely summer's day in 1996 I made my one and only visit to the RDS
in Dublin's Fair City, not for a sporting event, but to see Blur play, so 13
years on it was fitting that's what I was left in after Mark Robson's
Heineken Cup introduction on Sky on Friday evening.
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Billy on the Box: Calzaghe's box trot
Wednesday, 7 October 2009
It's sad really to see a once great boxing champion being forced to shuffle
around a glitzy arena in a strange costume surrounded by has-beens or
wannabes desperate for fame.
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Billy on the Box: Hughes was of the Mark
Wednesday, 23 September 2009
Everyone needs good neighbours but you get the feeling that Mark Hughes won't
be nipping around to Sir Alex's house to borrow a cup of vitriol and his
spare Casio any day soon.
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Billy on the Box: Adebayor's got Togo
Wednesday, 16 September 2009
Sickening, stomach-turning, shameful and reprehensible. No, not Emmanuel
Adebayor's eventful day at Eastlands, Gary Lineker's introduction on Match
of the Day on Saturday night.
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Billy on the Box: Lady GaGa
Wednesday, 9 September 2009
JESSICA Fletcher was, as usual, away for a weekend's break at some long-lost
cousin's house when disaster struck and someone was left sprawled in a heap
with blood lashing out of them and their toes pointing up to the ceiling.
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Billy on the Box: Hair we all go
Wednesday, 2 September 2009
Okay, I don't mind that Real Madrid came wading in with a stuffed donkey, a
couple of cases of San Miguel and the Duty Free box-set to woo away
Cristiano Ronaldo but I draw the line at stealing Usain Bolt.
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Billy on the Box: X and Y factor
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
Many of us thought that the immortal wise words of Shania Twain — ‘man, I feel
like a woman' were just some old country dirge. Little did we realise that
it was in fact the South African athletics team deciding which races they
were going to take part in at the World Championships in Berlin — allegedly.
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Billy on the Box: Friendly fire
Wednesday, 19 August 2009
What is the point of international friendlies — other than giving Matt Smith
something to do on ITV now that their sport consists of England games, RPM
and Paul Clarke’s Big Boy’s Tales of Tall Ships.
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Billy on the Box: Set in stone
Wednesday, 12 August 2009
The Football League Show — the programme for the modern stone age soccer
family. Or should I say programmes as it appears to have become a refuge for
nomadic presenters and set designers.
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Billy on the Box: Country Fest and Milk Cup
Wednesday, 5 August 2009
All week on our local news channels we were being bombarded by strangers to
these shores coming to entertain large crowds of people in strange clothes
who really should know better.
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Billy on the Box: Cool runnings
Wednesday, 29 July 2009
Thank heavens for Hazel Irvine. Not words that are used that often I grant you
but what a joy it is to see athletics on the BBC being fronted by a proper
presenter again.
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Billy on the Box: Weakest links
Wednesday, 22 July 2009
Gary Lineker's Northern Exposure hits our screens this week as he and his
latest birdie freeload their way around Northern Ireland at our expense.
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Billy on the Box: it’s g'dai to The Ashes
Wednesday, 15 July 2009
The Ashes are here and the first thing I see is a strange blonde-haired man
with a plummy voice being very posh and annoying. And then David Gower
brought on Rhydian, not Shane Warne as we had been promised in the
never-ending ream of ads over the summer.
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Billy on the Box: Castle court at Wimbledon
Wednesday, 8 July 2009
In many ways Andy Murray's Wimbledon resembled a day in the life of a pup —
everyone got very excited for a wee while and at the end of it all there was
nothing but a mound to remember him by.
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Billy On The Box: Silly Burger
Wednesday, 1 July 2009
So that's that then, Burger and sighs all round and little relish for another
portion of a Lion and Springboks supper this weekend.
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Bill Weir: Lions have to be Miles better
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
Isn't it amazing that Sky can manage to turn a depressing defeat into glorious
failure in the blink of an eye and by the end of it all you're left
wondering did the Lions really lose to the Springboks?
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Bill Weir: Just getting drunker in the bunkers
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
There's an American comedy, and I use that word in the loosest possible terms,
called Archie Bunker that follows the exploits of a drunken slob with a
propensity for saying outlandish things.
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Bill Weir: They think it's all Ova
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
Big jugs, whipped cream and loads of women grunting and groaning can mean only
one thing.
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Bill Weir: Brolly good
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
What a match-up, the one we were all waiting for, the flair and dexterity of
Derry against the hard-edged no-nonsense of Kerry’s finest. Kerry, I hear
you cry?
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