A lot of horsing around on Channel Four
You probably didn't notice, but Channel Four had acquired the rights to show the Grand National for the first time this year.
You probably didn't notice, but Channel Four had acquired the rights to show the Grand National for the first time this year.
I don't know about you but there's nothing I love more of an evening than being out in the great outdoors watching men in leather do what they do best.
The Boat Race – posh, sinewy, educated men messing about on the river watched by thousands of toffs and bemused ordinary folk – is a throwback to a bygone age of the Corinthian spirit of fair play, amateur dedication and a jolly good time had by all. And then you let an American in.
When you've waited since 1999 for a win in Dublin you don't mind having to hang on a wee bit longer for an Ulster victory, but beating Leinster is one thing it's quite another having to persuade the referee that this is allowed to happen.
Right from the outset I'd like to point out that my eagle-eyed reader will not have failed to notice that for the second week in a row I am going to discuss Formula One.
It is reassuring in these austere times that the guardians of the nation, the BBC, are cutting their cloth accordingly and confining their troops to base.
Maybe it's just me but did anyone else detect a slight irony in Saturday's Football Focus that everyone was so adamant that England's demolition of San Mario was meaningless?
There have been many ‘where were you?’ moments in sport down throughout the mists of time — Usain Bolt in Beijing, Ian Botham’s Ashes, Cliff Thorburn and his fags making a 147, Sir Steve Redgrave in his wee boat, Paul Hardy’s Irish Cup winner against Larne in 1989 — the list goes on and on.
You can only imagine the levels of excitement down at RTE this week as Ireland packed up their green holdalls to head off to Rome to try and seal fifth spot in the Six Nations table.
I have to admit I didn't harbour any great hopes that the European Indoor Athletics Championships would provide much in the way of entertainment.
In the post-Olympic glow that still exists on the Beeb, you almost felt it was your patriotic duty to stop protesting on the streets and come inside and wave a flag to cheer on Team GB at the World Cycling Championships in Belarus.
Move over Ant and Dec, if it's belly laughs all the way on a Saturday night that you're after then it's hard to beat Prizefighter.
I wonder when Ray Stubbs left the BBC to go to ESPN did he envisage the glamour of standing in a snowstorm in Berwick watching Third Division Scottish football?
Glitz, glamour, razzmatazz, ladies in sparkly costumes, bombastic music and a bit of sinewy athleticism thrown in for good measure, the greatest sports show on earth hit our screens at the weekend. Oh, and some Americans were throwing a funny rugby ball around too.
Far be it from me to cast aspersions on the broadcasting neutrality of the BBC but Blatantly Biased Caledonian TV took it to a whole new level Down Under at the crack of dawn on Sunday morning.
At least the FA Cup would be free of Antipodean interference, surely? Errr, no.
It wasn’t just tennis that was occupying the good folks on the other side of the world as Australians were everywhere you looked last week.
You join me as I manfully continue to try and thaw out my vuvuzela so that I can truly join in on the footballing feast that is the African Cup of Nations.
Basketball has arrived on Sky Sports and just in case you didn’t realise the NBA decided to send a couple of teams over to the UK to make sure.
You probably didn’t notice but Lance Armstrong was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey in a two and a half hour special shown on the Discovery channel this week.
Gerry forces Sammy into Mexican wave
Pubs, clubs and parties
Australia have picked James O'Connor at fly-half for Saturday's opening Test against the British and Irish Lions at Suncorp Stadium with Kurtley Beale included on the bench.
Rob Howley has declared that the British and Irish Lions have yet to see the best of George North after the Wales wing was passed fit for Saturday's first Test against Australia.
Australia have picked James O'Connor at fly-half for Saturday's opening Test against the British and Irish Lions at Suncorp Stadium with Kurtley Beale included on the bench.
Sunderland boss Paolo Di Canio has landed teenage Swedish winger David Moberg Karlsson.