Republic of Ireland v England: No trouble, no drama and not much of anything really
Rep of Ireland 0-0 England
Twenty years ago, this international fixture was abandoned because of a riot and yesterday afternoon, there were times during England's return to Dublin when it felt like another abandonment might be the best for all concerned.
But not because of any poison in the stands, where even the Irish anthem was not actively booed by the English support. It had all the atmosphere of a half-empty church car park on a Sunday afternoon. The football was dreadful.
This was a dismal end-of-season friendly, a clunking collision between England's indifference and the inferiority complex of the Republic of Ireland players, over which the memory of the previous night's Champions League final lingered like a dream.
As if that was a different code of football, one in which passes were completed, attacks launched and goals scored, a different proposition altogether to what we had gathered to watch at the Aviva.
From Roy Hodgson and the FA there had been strenuous efforts before the game to play down any animosity in light of the riot last time, and that mood of non-confrontation permeated everywhere.
Wayne Rooney had one of those games when the ball would not stick and the legs look a bit tired. He was played in on goal by Jordan Henderson four minutes after the break and controlled the ball with all the composure of a man swatting a bee out of his face. He was substituted with 15 minutes left.
There was a small improvement in the second half when 11 substitutions were made by the two managers and Bournemouth midfielder Harry Arter gave the Republic a bit more purpose.
At the other end, Andros Townsend made his usual energetic cameo and Jamie Vardy was given his England debut.
For the Republic, the big test lies on Saturday against Scotland at home, when they must win to keep pace in their Euro 2016 qualifying group and, given the limitation of their resources relative to England, there were reasons to be encouraged.
For England, the uplift will have to be much better before they play Slovenia in Ljubljana on Sunday, the last game of 10 of their post-Brazil 2014 season in which they remain unbeaten so far.
Goodness knows it was hard work to watch at times during the first half, 45 minutes of heavy touches and apologies for misdirected passes. How bad was it? With a couple of minutes to play until half time the England fans, hitherto calm, sober and respectful, began singing their national anthem for no other reason, it seemed, than that they were a bit bored.
At the other end of the stadium, the Irish crowd sang about John Delaney, the embattled chief executive of the Football Association of Ireland, in unflattering terms. His £3.6m deal with Sepp Blatter over the Thierry Henry handball in the 2010 World Cup play-offs was on everyone's minds.
This is the end of a long season, and the qualifier away to Slovenia does not shimmer at the end of the week like the trip of a lifetime for the members of Hodgson's squad.
The quality of the English players was the greater, however, and they failed to make it count at all in the first half as they struggled to create any intensity around a 4-3-3 formation.
Playing at the centre of it was Jack Wilshere, a favourite of Hodgson and a man desperate to be given the scope to run a midfield. He tried to pick his passes and direct his flicks but he looked like a man who needs another three games to get up to pace.
He lasted 66 minutes before he was replaced by Ross Barkley.
Either side of Rooney, Adam Lallana and Raheem Sterling struggled to get into the game at all. The Irish crowd came alive when Sterling had the ball at his feet - to boo him. Hodgson later warned that Sterling would have to expect more of the same.
The Republic had the best chances of the first half, both falling to Daryl Murphy, who reprised his Ipswich strike partnership with David McGoldrick in attack.
He shot just wide on 27 minutes and then headed off-target shortly afterwards when he was unmarked. For all England's possession it was the home team who had the best of the chances before the break, although that was not saying much.
After half time, substitutes Townsend, Barkley, Vardy and latterly Theo Walcott overloaded England's attack with pace and they had the best of a very poor game in the latter stages.
The stadium had not been full for kick-off, and it was even emptier by the final whistle, although the only surprise was that so many had waited so long to leave.