Jordan Johnston. He dresses like Joey Essex. He has been known to wear tight 3/4 length jeans with no socks, a luminous green T-shirt and pink bands tied around his legs to training. He gets hammered for it, but he doesn’t care.
Who eats all the pies?
Darren McCall has let himself go in his later years, and his hairline too!
Scrambled eggs and toast.
A bottle of Peroni or Coors Light down the Spaniard, in the Cathedral Quarter.
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