Who’s yer man?
Gavin McArdle, Crumlin United.
Is he any good?
I don’t know... he doesn’t let me watch him play. I think he thinks I will put him off. I do know he’s a good runner though.
His worst habit?
Not sleeping. He’s up all night and then he has to get up at 5’oclock in the morning.
His best quality?
His personality, and his smile. He’s very kind, and popular too.
Sexiest footballer around?