He thinks he is. Well, he’s not too bad. I know he has been playing for Moyola for about nine years now.
His worst habit?
He never stops talking about football. In fact, he probably gives it more attention than he gives me!
His best quality?
He’s a sociable character. He can be quiet enough, but he’s great craic once you get him going.
Sexiest footballer around?
Cristiano Ronaldo, for his sexy body. Gareth won’t be happy with that – he’s a big Liverpool fan.
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